"Sire! He's returned." the page boy panted, bursting through the engraved double doors.
"Who, lad?" the startled lord said with a jolt.
"He...him...the One!" stammered the breathless page.
"No...it
cannot be." The lord beamed, leaping from his gilded seat. "Send for my
scribes at once! After so long away, He must have quite the tale to
tell."
Thus is this bard's return from a few months of hiatus. Minimal fanfare, please. Hold your applause until the conclusion.